{"product_id":"ears-by-stephen-graham-jones","title":"Ears by Stephen Graham Jones","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRELEASE DATE 3\/9\/27\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePREORDER NOW!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA new haunted house novella by the new master of horror, Stephen Graham Jones, in which a mysterious girl in lavender footie pajamas will do anything to keep her house from being sold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMr. Morning Gun, the hapless narrator of this first-person novella, is a disgraced history teacher who is now an unhoused person who is largely living within his electric car and the empty homes he looks after for local real estate agencies in a specific way: he flushes the empty houses’ toilets to keep, primarily, the wax seals on the toilets fresh, and the plumbing flowing. For this, he gets a bit of money under the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne day, at “The Messner House,” he gets caught by an aggressive realtor having a tryst. When the ghost of the previous owners’ missing child intervenes, killing the couple and saving the former teacher, Mr. Morning Gun finds himself embroiled into an ever-increasing layer of cover-ups as the girl in the lavender footie pajamas keeps killing folks to keep the house empty, except for him.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Death by TBR Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43955980107863,"sku":"9781982176587","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0059\/4205\/0889\/files\/9781982176587.jpg?v=1781653032","url":"https:\/\/deathbytbrbooks.com\/products\/ears-by-stephen-graham-jones","provider":"Death by TBR Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}