We Are Good People by Danger Slater

RELEASE DATE 2/9/27

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The Hopewells are Good People, living the Dream. Pillars of the community, even. Logan is the inventor of the wildly successful— and wildly invasive— social media app Bckyrds. Kennedy runs WagWear, a charity that makes tiny pants for terminally ill puppies. Look, we don’ t all have the same Dream, okay? One morning they awaken to find themselves mysteriously, and permanently, bonded to their house via fleshy umbilical cords. They can’ t eat; they can’ t leave; their once-protective home is now a prison, draining them of their luster, and quite literally of their nutrients. What did two Very Good People ever do to deserve this? Turns out, there’ s a solution. It’ s just a bit messy. We Are Good People is an absurd, hilarious journey through privilege, morality and murder; a splat-ire for the new golden age.